Tetley's Tea

I bought a box of Tetley's tea
For very little money.
The flavor was quite affable,
Full and rich and sunny.

The box was filled with many bags,
Enough for many years.
You'd think that cheap would equal bad,
But time allayed my fears.

I grab a few when off to work,
When I forgot to buy,
A box of other brands more famed,
And yet I never cry.

When Tetley's years old tea is brewed,
It still fulfils like new,
I'm quite impressed and satisfied,
And feel my faith renewed.

They say you get what's paid for,
But Tetley's breaks that rule.
The box produces endless cups
Enough to fill a pool.

And each cup filled with excellence
With tea fit for the queen
I'd say it is a miracle
Of the few that I have seen.

So here's a toast to Tetley's
A product of great worth,
Quite possibly the greatest tea
That ever graced the earth.

Quite possibly the greatest tea
In all the universe
And well deserving of the praise
In this humble verse.

A Dedicated Tetley Consumer
August 24, 2007